Love.

[orangeman]

My hearts been broken twice. I almost turned gay but I cant do that. Yeah it's a bitch. Some girls can really make you go insane lol.

orangeman Reviewed by orangeman on 03-14-2006. Love. Love. Wow. Thats the only other word I can associate with it. You may be able to associate other words with this intense feeling, but thats the one that fits the bill for me. Theres this girl I like. I hardly know her, yet I know her well enough to know that she wouldnt fuck me, or anyone, around (e.g cheating, lying, stealing etc). She is a through and through Christian, but yet shes different from all the other bible bashers Ive met - for one, she loves a good night out, getting hammered and Rating: 5

[Swizzy89304]

Ive thought about turning gay, I went through the bi stage when I was younger but I was too picky with my lads. Only slim (no six packs though), a bit taller than me and either short or long blonde hair. Like the fit bloke offa Hollyoaks, not Bumhead or whatever the hell his name is... Justin, thats the one. I think. Plus their cock cant be bigger than mine, makes me feel insecure. Oh, and they have to be about 1-2 years younger than me aswell.
The good thing about being gay is that you can go shopping together without having to hang around the bra section with all the old women, youre popular with the ladies (fanny-on-tap), can wear eachothers clothes, and they dont mind watching the footie before, during and after a shag.
Its just the cock up the arse which turned me off. I mean, dont you get poo on it?
Oh, and the fact that my sisters a lesbian.

[orangeman]

Ive thought about turning gay, I went through the bi stage when I was younger but I was too picky with my lads.

Nah I only thought about it. When these two girls that broke my heart that I would GIVE my heart to I mean literally, I thought about seriously bein gay but when I imagined me in the bed with another man it just turned me off, I just cant see it. Only bein in a bed with a woman is comfortable to me. It's fucked up how women with looks love to fuck with a good mans heart haha.

[Jeff Spicoli]

:stalker:
lol

[orangeman]

:stalker:
lol

Who me?

[TrailMix]

It's not love unless you'll die for it.



Don't forget it.

[Toffee]

Its just the cock up the arse which turned me off. I mean, dont you get poo on it?

haha i think it takes a while to get used to lol, i dont think i would be a good lover if i were gay. i have to shit all the time, at least twice a day

[friendowl]

damn homies
the girls turned you out
when girls play head games
with me they lose.
neverever ever ever ever ever ever
tell a girl the truth the whole truth
and nothing but the truth.
they will use your weakness and insecurity
to mindfuck you.keep it on a need to know
basis and youll be cool.

[JunkYard]

Don't bare your soul in other words.

Seasoned advice, boys and girls,

[da haze meister]

i was in love once... then i ate the sandwich. i think it was turkey and cheese. im not sure. i have smoked myself retarded.