Well hello John "TresLeches" in Huston!
You've just been chosen for Upstairs-Downstairs, an exciting new television game show devised and hosted by David Brent!

No but really, good to have you here, Joe. But I gotta tell ya, there are few things short of female ejaculation that are more liberating than allowing yourself to be a complete wacko. I mean, I can say anything I want on here and for all you know I'm a naked, buttered old man watching the 29 inch computer monitor from my bathtub, Jim, where I'm both scrolling the portable mouse to click 'post quick reply' and fondling my man-breasts with my caloused palms - and I don't care! because my ego is situated under my left buttock, plugging the drain and keeping the filth, sweat, butter and lotion that's beginning to pool from sliding down the plumbing and eventually into the river which feeds into your grandfather's hometown swimming hole.