the first time i got high was the second time i smoked becuz i the first time i

smoked i only had like a 1/4 inch long roach between me and my best homie

but anyway this is what the first time i got high was like:

i was at my friends house and his brother was in high school and had all the hook ups so i ask him to get me and his bro a 20 bag (which i paid for by the way) so me my friend and his bro go out to his shed cuz his parents wurnt

thur and he rolls this big ass joint and the rest is history well not really so we

light up in his shed and we do a puff puff pass and my friends bro bogarted it

but i didint mind cuz he got it fo me and any way whur sittin on this picnic

table in his shed passin it around and his bro was supprized that i wasint

coughin my gutts out cuz it was my first time then i really started feelin high

as fuck and then i said "i think i might of had a heart atact before" then my

friends bro says y? then i say "well my arms hurt really bad before" that was

some funny shit that day then we decided to go in side and my friends bro

tells us not to smoke any more cuz his ant is comeing to pick him up for work

(cuz he got his lisence takin away for smokin in his car) so whur all like ok we

wont smoke any more so we go in my friends room and he automaticly locks

the door and says "gimmie the weed" so i give it to him and im like i thought

ur bro said not u smoke any more and the he says well my bro aint gotta no

so then we git out his little sherlock pipe and start smokin the roach that was

left over then of course his bro smells it comes runnin in and beats the shit

out my friend who can normally kick the shit outa him but he cant fight back

at all when hes high so then he drops the pipe and the whole time im just

sittin thur laffin my ass off at him kickin my friends ass then his bro goes

away and me and my friend r panicing looking for the roach wich we looked

for for and about 30 mins and a few months later we realize that the roach

just burnt up wile he was gettin his ass kicked so the we go look for sometin

to eat cuz we whur hungery ass fuck and we found the holy grail of

munchie food CHOLATE ICE CREAM damn i thought that that was the only

food i ever wanted to eat again then when we whur finaly dun we went to

his computer room and start tryin to figure out how to git on the comp but

we couldint figure how to turn it on so we go to find some more food then we

went back to the computer room but on r way we git lost and end up in his

bath room (dont ask me how) so we start lookin at r selfs in the miror and

the we couldint stop laffin damn it wasso fuckin funny so then we found the

computer room and sitt down and then his bro comes in and say that he is

gonna leave for work in a half hour and asks if we will be ok and we whur

both like then i being the smart one at the time think i wasint that high at all

sad "will be iight man dont worry im not as think as u stoned i am" and

imediatly they both start laffin thurs asses off and im like what the hells so

funny? so my and my homie decide to go git some more to eat and his bro

turns on his stareo like really really loud and pounds on some heavy metal and

im like wooh cuz i actualy think im in the middle of a race track wit cars racin

all around me and thats all i can remember

sorry about the long read!
the joint meister Reviewed by the joint meister on . Your First Time Ill start off by telling you my first time. This was the first time I ever got high from weed before it worked I had done it twice with no effect so the tierdness I got those two times I thought that was high. F*^K was I wrong lol. It started off me and my buddy were gonna try some nutmeg. So we get 2 tablespoons, split it, eat it, chase with water. I bearly tasted it becase I didnt close my mouth I just flushed it with water. Anyways the nutmeg is not working so we go out to smoke a J and I Rating: 5