Philosopher in the making?

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My favorite part:
All of a sudden I'll talk to people face to face! It's pretty damn cool!
(as part of an internet conversation mind you.)

But overall, really boring post. I made a really good effort to read the whole thing and made it almost halfway. My brain is hurting now, ass!

I never said you had to read it, you made that choice.