Funny ass jokes thread...

[michaelpeg]

fucking halarious

[luvfriday]

Why do tweekers like to do it doggy style?
So they both can look out the window.

[marijuanavillebilly]

ok a lil bo is walin down a ol' dirt road with a hand full of chicken wire.
he walks past a ol' mans store, the ol' man sitting out side yells "whatcha doin with the chicken wire?"
little boy replies catchin some chickens at the lake, old amn looks at him funny and says "you cant catch chicken with chinken wire!"
little boy says proudly "watch me."
little boy walks off.
later that day the little boy walks back with chicken wire filled with chicken, th ol' man says "how'd you catch those chicken?" little boy replies "come with me next time."
about a month later the boy walks down the same road past the same ol' store with some duck tape, ol' man says "whatcha doin now with all the duck tape?"
the little boy says "come with me and youll see me catch some ducks!"
the ol' man laughs and says "you cant catch ducks with duck tape."
little boy proudly says once again "watch me."
ol' man sits tight puffin his pipe.
about 5 years later the boy is walkin down the same ol' road past the same ol' shop with a arm full of pots and a arm full of pussy willows.
the ol' man looks at the boy hops up and yells "Let me get my hat!"