A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.He doesn't seem to be breathing ; his eyes have rolled back in his head . The other man whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:' my friend is dead ! what can i do ?' the operator ,in a calm soothing soothing voice says 'just take it easy i can help, first , let's make sure he's dead' There is a silence and then a shot is heard, the guy's voice comes back on to the line and says :' O K, now what ?
Divadish Reviewed by Divadish on . Funny ass jokes thread... Ok I'll start it off.... Q: Anyone try the new Michael Jackson burger at McDonalds yet? Its got 44 year old meat between 5 year old buns!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Rating: 5