Funny ass jokes thread...

[anangrymailman]

Maybe it was a girl he just met and wanted to sleep with over the weekend..? It could be his gf though.

[torched]

how do u know a blonds having a bad day

she has a tampon tucked under her ear and cant find her pencil

[institutionhead]

a bear an a rabbit are taking a shit in the forest, and the bears asks the rabbit "dont you hate it when you get shit in your fur?" the rabbit replies "never had it happen." so the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass.

[J-dubb206]

im jewish so im allowed to say this shit so no disrespect to any other jews here

What happend when a jew with a boner walks into a wall?


He breaks his nose hahahahahahahahaa

[J-dubb206]

You know jewish people have big noses

[meds02093]

What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?.. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

What did the man with the 2foot cock have for breakfast?.. This morning I had a boiled egg!

[baldyhippy]

2 blondes either side of a river...one calls out to the other hello there how do i get to the otherside?

The other blonde replys...your on the other side boom! boom! :hippy:

[Divadish]

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.He doesn't seem to be breathing ; his eyes have rolled back in his head . The other man whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:' my friend is dead ! what can i do ?' the operator ,in a calm soothing soothing voice says 'just take it easy i can help, first , let's make sure he's dead' There is a silence and then a shot is heard, the guy's voice comes back on to the line and says :' O K, now what ?

[Samwhore]

Most of these were funny, some of them retarded.

[nicandy]

Michael Jackson was see at Wal-Mart last weekend... He heard little boys' pants were half-off...