this is why wars start. (smokes GHoSToKeR's bong, passes it on) see, wars happen because of one thing: male insecurity with the size of their own penis. think about it: bullets, boats, missiles...all shaped like a phallus. early wars, the kind that were fought on fields by soldiers who died, were nothing more than one man in charge saying "ah ha ha ha, I have the biggest dick in these parts, nobody can even compare to the majesty in my pants!" some other man heard this, and says, 'hey bob, that guy says he's got a bigger dick than we do!' 'well bill, is he right?' 'I don't know, bob, but let's go beat the fuck out of him!' sometimes, these men happen to be world leaders (i.e. bush, saddam, etc.) and they use their people as cannon fodder because they don't want to be the one with the smaller dick.

used to be wars were two big groups of men waving weapons (penises) at each other across a field. nowadays, wars are two men waving their dicks at each other from the other side of the planet, launching huge penis-shaped weapons at each other, and only killing their people.

and it doesn't make any sense. if they were to stop for a moment, and think...'well, maybe he DOES have a bigger dick than I do. how about that.' they could simply leave it at that and be done with it. if they really wanted to, they could even go over and compare penis sizes, just to see who really is bigger. then maybe they would realize that it DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, nobody actually cares how big you are, the only person who would care would be the person you're currently sticking it to. and if they REALLY cared about you, they WOULDN'T care about your penis size. get that into your heads, and we could just all go home.

anyways, see you in another life, dirtyB...for what its worth, I'm sorry you've decided to go, and I'm sorry that people on this board drove you to it.

In retrospect, I realize that I have started to post at great length about any subject that interests me...I blame the fact that I am sober, work is boring, and I am unsupervised.