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03-27-2006, 02:49 AM #1
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ol shcool one i heard in 3rd grade, not for the over sensitive like that estrogen producing abused kid euphoric [see spirituality thread]. only remember it somewhat, my own rendition I guess...
it goes, a chinese guy, a white guy, n a black guy go to hell
the devil says, "for your wicked actions on earth you shall suffer my wrath as you will be incinerated in my palm!"
he picks up the the chinese guy first and laughs as he goes up in flames, skin oozes off and skeleton becomes ash, everything
the white guy tries running and the devil laughs once more at his futile attempt at escape, yelling "petty weakling, for that you shall endure twice as much of the torturrrre!!", and suddenly he bursts into an array of vibrant flames almost blinding the black guy
"yesss, another soul reckoned to a fiery doom"
he picks up the black guy n puts him in his palm
"what the fukk" the devil says
the black guy replies, "havent you heard man?, chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand"
this cat euphoric is funny as hell, pussy starts bytching me out like a woman on her period cuz i slipped on satanism, gets all serious n actually looks out my name like he "means business", claims to put me on ignore - then responds to my reply lmao, then another soft retard joins claiming i should be banned, all because I didnt get a belief right, awwwwwwww *tear*
these infants rule, talk about comic relief
do you have or have had any exotic pets? an old neighbor of mine had a panther for a while, I thought it was pretty normal, fukkr was vicious.UnViaje Reviewed by UnViaje on . ^, <, V OK fuckers let play a game. ^ = Answer the question to the last post above yours. < = Tell us something about yourself. V = Ask a question for the next person to answer. ( I canâ??t find my down arrowâ?¦ha) Rating: 5










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