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[beachguy in thongs]

Laugh my arse off.

My chicken is almost cooked.

Ever been whitewater rafting?

In DisneyWorld, I went on the Congo Bongo River Rapids, when I was 8. I had my arms stretched out, to the bar that circles the center, and a huge wave came crashing down on my back. It was so cold that I couldn't breath.

I turned the TV on and turned away. Five minutes later, I'm watching The People's Court.

Are you a test-tube baby? Or, do you know one?