Quote Originally Posted by midlifecrisis
Well it is hard to put into words but lets try.....I am a typical male, hate to clean the house, one time I went on a trip without my sitter (wife) and was convinced she left me because I was a slob, so I spent what felt like hours cleaning the house to appease the gods to bring her back......It was actually about 5 minutes.... then i freaked that I was no longer drinking water but somehow poured windex into my glass.....then held a lighter to my faucet to make sure it was not some flammable liquid coming out. That all happened on the way up........there was 2-3 more hrs to go....:stoned:


Always have a sitter!!!!!!


god i love hallucinogens haha