ok best and most effective way of smoking...mainly just if your alone tho is to do this..if you follow this step by step...you wont ...and i reapeat WONT get caught........ok....

1st you will need...
1.A bathroom
2.some kind of man body wash...i use axe body wash....
3.some shampoo good smelling kind...strong smelling.
4.of course you pipe..bong..whatever....ive never tried a jay or blunt in there but this is foolproof for pipe or bong....

ok now....go into the bathroom towell under the door....then smoke your stuff while having water running just a little bit to block out the sound of a lighter....just incase parents would be by the door and hear a lighter clicking.....make sure to blow your smoke out the window...then get you axe body wash....now open it and a decent amount..not a ton but a couple lines of it on the bathtub/shower floor then repeat with the shampoo...now with you axe a shampoo on the bathtub/shower floor turn the shower on all hot water ..dont get in just turn it on all hot water with the shower curtain open, making sure to smell up the whole room...then...let it wash away and steam/smell up the room of axe then get in the shower and adjust the water settings to your comfort level and use the axe and shampoo on yourself ..then when the showers over visine , and brush your teeth then mouthwash..and you will not EVER get caught.....