Prison Experiences

[Shelbay]

My best friend is doing 30 years for MJ..and she is 55 now. We had to keep our nails trimmed to a 1/4 inch and had our hair cut up above our collars. Man that snickers thing sounds really evil! Women tended to do more disgusting things like putting used sanitary pads in the big cook pots in the kitchen when they had to cook..or pouring urine in the coffee...nasty. The first thing I ate when I walked out those front doors was chocolate doughnuts and chocolate milk lol. Our prison didn't have milk and no fruit. We were called longtimers...special dorm for us...15 yrs and above and you were put in that dorm. One woman actually strangled her children,dressed them in their sunday suits and then called her ex to come pick them up for church...said it was cocaine made her do it..thats who I had to sleep next to...never even talked with her. Thanks for letting me know your experience and I'm not alone on here. Now I need a smoke lol.:smokin:

Shelbay Reviewed by Shelbay on 02-17-2006. Prison Experiences Has anyone actually gone to prison or heard of first-hand experiences inside of one? I'm not talking the local jail, I mean federal prison. How many of those myths (like getting it up the ass) are true and false? How does the society operate in there? Is there really as much male sexuality in there as in the movies? Rating: 5

[Weeden]

Jesus... why can't/don't the guards do anything about all of that? Do they just not care, or is there not enough manpower for it?

Just hearing these stories makes me want to never touch weed again.

I heard that if you threaten to kill yourself they will send you to K-1, which is supposed to be like a jail for the suicidal. Thats the case in Wisconsin, anyways. I guess its supposed to be like solitary confinment or something, which would be much better than the alternative.

[robert42]

wow amsterdam, some crazy shit

i hate the fact of ppl in prison for some reason its kinda inhumane i dunno - i agree with murderers and sickos in prison but not everyone should be tarred with the same brush

[Skink]

I ended up in the county jail for a month on a DWI/DUI... I had no Ciggs and was buying 2 for 1 from a couple cell mates... I was waiting on a money order to my jail bank account to clear so I could buy ciggs and pay off the dudes... Well I had 3 days left and when commissary came around they told me I had no money in the bank because it was election day and the bank was closed... I turned around and 6 dudes were pissing in cups... I asked the guard to please help me and he did an immediate lock down and grabbed me... As we were walking to holding I asked why they were pissing in the cups,he said they were going to microwave it and throw it on you,,,Whew that was a close one... I spent my last 3 days in holding praying that the word did not get around of where I was...

When I left the jail the fuckers took my bank money cause I did not have my issued sheets and blanket... I told them What happen and as I started to argue I thought to myself,what if they put me back in for being disorderly,so I shut up and let them rip me off...

[bedake]

jail sounds alot like high school to me, fucking drama glad im out of high school and glad ive never been to prison, i hate drama people

[drinksmokesleep]

Has anyone actually gone to prison or heard of first-hand experiences inside of one? I'm not talking the local jail, I mean federal prison. How many of those myths (like getting it up the ass) are true and false? How does the society operate in there? Is there really as much male sexuality in there as in the movies?

A pal of mine did a strecth of two month rather than pay a 400 quid or so fine so......take from that what you will

He just said it was boring and the food was shite

He say nothing went on on the banging side.........but he wouldnt he........

[friendowl]

yes i have spent time behind bars.
i will not say where or why but personally i like jail.
jail is the same as the streets just more bars and less pussy.
as long as i see light at the end of the tunnel i can do time.
one thing that kind of got me is when i seen some fool who i thought was a bad man who could handle his shit just lost it and cried like a bitch.that made me HUMBLE.
even the tough can be broken.mentally is the first form of torture the body will follow.
if you cant do the time dont do the crime

[bedake]

yes i have spent time behind bars.
i will not say where or why but personally i like jail.
jail is the same as the streets just more bars and less pussy.
as long as i see light at the end of the tunnel i can do time.
one thing that kind of got me is when i seen some fool who i thought was a bad man who could handle his shit just lost it and cried like a bitch.that made me HUMBLE.
even the tough can be broken.mentally is the first form of torture the body will follow.
if you cant do the time dont do the crime

do they give you books while in prison? like can you request certain books to read?

[drinksmokesleep]

They have a library in the jail my mate did time in, and a workshop all sorts

i think if your looking for a specefic book you have to wait.....dunno

he did say they had plenty to kill time with though

[bedake]

If they let me read any book I asked for, I'd be happy as hell as long as people left me alone, I read a short story a couple of years ago that changed my life, made me really appreciate reading not that I didnt before but yea. As long as they gave me a non stop supply of books I'd be happy,

Read the short story

The Bet
By Anton Chekhov
http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-st...ooks/Bet.shtml

Its great not very long i suggest it.