Can someone please answers these questions. I am too stewpid.

[Swizzy89304]

Is a cocktail party an affair where a man gets stiff, a woman gets tight, and they return home to find that neither is either?

Huh?

Swizzy89304 Reviewed by Swizzy89304 on 02-16-2006. Can someone please answers these questions. I am too stewpid. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Rating: 5