How does a Boneless Chicken Stand Up???

Why do they put a sell by date of crouton packets, its stale bread for fuck sake!
LOVElife Reviewed by LOVElife on . Can someone please answers these questions. I am too stewpid. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Rating: 5