Can someone please answers these questions. I am too stewpid.

[Whos Carl]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they still tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow (only to be troubled and insecure)?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ..."practice"?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

What's another word for thesaurus?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Whos Carl Reviewed by Whos Carl on 02-16-2006. Can someone please answers these questions. I am too stewpid. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Rating: 5

[BabyFacedAbortion]

hahaahah.

[Easy Roller]

great...I'll have to use some of those

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Too many questions to answer


But fuckin' sweet man

[Nochowderforyou]

My solution to everything: Kill everyone!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

My solution to everything: Kill everyone!

Can I be first?

[LOVElife]

How does a Boneless Chicken Stand Up???

Why do they put a sell by date of crouton packets, its stale bread for fuck sake!

[iliketosmokeweed]

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

lol , classic !

[UnViaje]

ever wonder..

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is
made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a
"penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What was ham cured of?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, who do they call?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

....think about that

[Az.]

My solution to everything: Kill everyone!

I used to know a guy who once said that to me.....and its true.....its the solution to pretty much every problem.....it has become part of my philosophy

its also weird that my music is on random and PanterA comes on when I reply to your post.....Heresy....awsome song

lmao at those.....questions.
:thumbsup: :dance: