Lets see....

- A few times I've cooked pizza and forgot the cardboard on the bottom.

- I once got up early in the morning, very tired. I took off my socks, walked into the bathroom, threw them in the toilet, then immediately said "why did I do that?".

- I put a 4L jug of milk in the freezer

- few times put milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge

- I put my dad's beer in the freezer (because it looked like a fridge), as well as a large ham.

- I yelled at my dog in my sleep because I was dreaming he did something. then I woke up to him licking me and whining, because I was yelling "bad dog buster! bad dog!"

- I applied to futurshop, they asked me what department I'd like to work in, and I said without thinking, "electronics" lol.