Notes to self on the things that SHOULD be obvious

[UpInSmoke]

take socks off before getting into shower...
this next one i wasnt awake when i did it so i couldnt make a mental note of it but its still funny
I very rarely ever sleep walk but apparently a while back i got up in the middle of the night and moved a barstool in front of the fridge, then took one of my moms baking dishes filled it up with some of my clothes and left it in the floor in the living room and then went to the bathroom and got the tube of toothpaste and went back into the kitchen and squeezed some of it into the sink and went back to bed....an odd thing about these chores i did in my sleep was i actually remember one part. I remember waking up and im standing in the bathroom and i spit the toothpaste lid out of my mouth into the sink... Im a bit paranoid that i ate the lid later on that night tho cuz i never found the lid to it.. I also remember when i was moving the barstool cuz i thought i was dreaming that i was blind and moving furniture and i was making a lot of noise cuz i kept running into shit... this was a couple of months ago, and as far as i know i havent had anymore late night chore sprees in my sleep.

[SonEtLumiere]

haha i remember once like the 5th time i did DXM i was in my basement here watching Return of the King and after it was done i had to walk back upstairs and right at the top of the steps and through the hallways my mom can see anyone going by so i had to be really careful about walking by, my dad had moved out at this point so it was a little better but when im on DXM i walk REEEEEEALLY funny, like ive seen the typical robot walk from alot of people but mine looks like a combination of the Beatles in the Yellow Submarine and a robot, so i concentrated as hard as i could walking normally.... was doing good then WHAM ran straight into my door, i was so concentrated on the walk that i forgot to open my door, i fell backwards, hit my head on the wall then got up saying oh STUPID CAT and my mom just said to go to sleep lol.......... and the next day she asked me what i was on

[SonEtLumiere]

turn on the computer before you decide its broken
put socks on BEFORE shoes
when you are with other people dont get scared when you hear voices lol

[Swizzy89304]

Clean out the skidmarks from your mates loo after youve had a dump... unlike me, where I left them and then his mum went in to use the loo.