Notes to self on the things that SHOULD be obvious

[UpInSmoke]

Remove body from doorway before trying to shut it...
Turn windshield wipers off when it's not raining...
Remove cardboard from underneath pizza before cooking pizza...
When ordering food at the drive thru (ex. taco bell) make sure that you actually order food that taco bell sells

that's all i can think of at the moment, feel free to share yours:thumbsup:

UpInSmoke Reviewed by UpInSmoke on 02-16-2006. Notes to self on the things that SHOULD be obvious Remove body from doorway before trying to shut it... Turn windshield wipers off when it's not raining... Remove cardboard from underneath pizza before cooking pizza... When ordering food at the drive thru (ex. taco bell) make sure that you actually order food that taco bell sells that's all i can think of at the moment, feel free to share yours:thumbsup: Rating: 5

[notrightquite]

Nothing to contribute, but pretty funny

[welshkillabee]

Haha I leave my wipers on thats great, im stoned

[Funkamander]

Pull pants down first, THEN pee.

[justinsane]

this reminds me of the Spongebob episode where he forgets how to make a crabby patty and he like nails bread to a wall and boils a bike..

bun, lettuce, tomato, NO SHOE, mustard

[LIP]

Dont get up and walk away mid-shit... Yeah, its happened to me lol

[mrdevious]

Lets see....

- A few times I've cooked pizza and forgot the cardboard on the bottom.

- I once got up early in the morning, very tired. I took off my socks, walked into the bathroom, threw them in the toilet, then immediately said "why did I do that?".

- I put a 4L jug of milk in the freezer

- few times put milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge

- I put my dad's beer in the freezer (because it looked like a fridge), as well as a large ham.

- I yelled at my dog in my sleep because I was dreaming he did something. then I woke up to him licking me and whining, because I was yelling "bad dog buster! bad dog!"

- I applied to futurshop, they asked me what department I'd like to work in, and I said without thinking, "electronics" lol.

[toker22]

remeber to cover the hole before you fill up the waterfall bong (i always know im good and stoned when half my pants r wet

[187]

- I once got up early in the morning, very tired. I took off my socks, walked into the bathroom, threw them in the toilet, then immediately said "why did I do that?".

hahhaha thats the funny as hell. my friend who was drunk thought that this mint spray was a mint container and he was trying to get them out and he looks rgiht at the spray hole and pressed the spray button got him right in the eye hahha

[soxsuk6432]

Get toilet paper before wiping.