My avatar satires the simpletons on other sites such as teenspot that pick premade avatars. It originally said "Too Cute?" but that makes no sense because she is dressed like a whore, so I photoshopped it to say "Too Slutty?"
My name, though it may make more sense if it stemmed from the name Eddie Van Halen and part of my name (Zant, though that isn't my name), it actually came from the lead singer of Skynyrd's name (Ronnie Van Zant) and part of my name (Ed). Coincidentally, my last name differs from Ronnie's name by only two letters.