What is something that could break down a car that...

[Nochowderforyou]

Tell him to bend you over and spank you

[Skink]

Alternator is a always a good one... If they want to look at it ,spiff it up and tell them it's a rebuilt or salvaged part...

[Nochowderforyou]

Or your transmission fell out.

[BizzleLuvin]

the alternator

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Say someone stole your engine when you went into 7/11 and you stood on the corner yelling "come back, niggaz!" then some afro-carribean guys came over and beat you up real bad, so you didn't make it to work

[midlifecrisis]

Get a new job!

[SkunkNZ]

I'd go with the startermotor problem tell ya work when ya turn the key the dashboard lights would come on but the car wouldnt turn over it just made a clicking sound so ya got it taken to your local garage and they replaced the solinoid in the starter now everythings fine if they ask how much it cost to fix tell them about 40 bucks

[t3chyo]

make sure what you say leaves the other person at a conclusion. I would go with the "I have no idea about cars but when I tried starting it it woulndt turn over', say your uncle/dad/brother came/is coming over to fix it.

[Euphoric]

Cut the brake line

[highjinx]

say the arse of the car fell through and you had to carry it like the flintstone mobile!

hehe that would be cool!