I'm a mellow dude. I'm also an insane, hypocritic, prejudiced, fascist.

I know it sounds like new-age bullshit, but I almost killed myself trying to pretend I didn't get angry. I embrace both sides now, after a life of bottling it all up. Anger therapy taught me one thing: don't go to anger therapy. Those, or at least my, physchotherapists do nothing but add to the problem.

"I WANNA HIT YOU SO FUCKING HARD!"
"Hmm. Okay. Now, why?"
"BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD!!"
"Hmm."

Although, I do aim it all at objects. Proudly so, I haven't hit anybody in anger since 6th grade. Although, I've gone through countless doors, walls, TVs, and VCRs. Also, now I found a sweet spot. I have a solid oak door frame, perfect for elbows at 200 mph.
Funkamander Reviewed by Funkamander on . overwhelming rage and anger do any of you suffer from uncontrollable anger. i am a mellow easy going guy. for some reason people always let me down. after many years of being let down by friends,family,co-workers,strangers i have developed this hatred. i get angry very quickly and when im upset i feel like i can hurt someone real bad.then when im calm and think about what i couldve done i feel worried cuz i cant stop the rage.what are some things i can do to calm me down.weed helps alot but sometimes it just dosnt. Rating: 5