Cheney accidentally shoots hunting partner

[likemclever]

Wheres the humor in Mr. Cheney having 24 hour medical personnel available? That is just expensive..and who is paying? We are..and I just don't understand hunting anyways lemonboy....unless its for shoes.

I think if the American tax payers can pay for Bill Clinton to have the most expensive blow job in history than they can spring for an ambulance for a man with a pacemaker (or whatever the fuck it is)

[beachguy in thongs]

On Letterman, Biff goes around shooting "dummies" out of the rafters.

[bonsaiguy]

I heard that the NY Post headline read:

IT'S DICK...DUCK!!

[slayergirl]

i say draft chenay and send him to iraq....actually no ...our troops are having a
hard enough time over there

[Shelbay]

I think if the American tax payers can pay for Bill Clinton to have the most expensive blow job in history than they can spring for an ambulance for a man with a pacemaker (or whatever the fuck it is)

Keeping that kind of medical personnel ready I am sure cost more than Bills BJ.

[Skink]

I wunder if the friend owns any stock in Cheney's oil business???

[slipknotpsycho]

They have medicine for people like you that suffer from severe paranoia. I'm being dead serious too, it's a disorder. Not everything is a conspiracy.

actually i'm nto what you think i obviously am... i actualy am not one of those conspiracy therorist... i very rarely ever think something is a govt. (or otherwise) cover up... i read the story off aol news, and it all just seemed so fabricated, according to what i read, the dude was in critical condition (i later found out he was in stable) that that cheney happened to run across a whole shitload of these damn birds, and he targeted one single one out to follow with this shotgun, in which at the exact point in time this bird crossed in the path of which the pellets would travel inbetween cheney and his hunting partner he decided to fire, and in almost any given situation youc an think of... before this bird would of even gotten close to this point (given the distance cheney was fromt he bird) you would of seen that orange vest long before...

[Starchild]

Well you know it is always better to shoot first and ask questions later..Some likes a War that is going on..

[Ae...]

Heh. I read a book by a woman that claims Cheney and others stripped her and her daughter naked and hunted them in the woods. Similar to The Most Dangerous Game. Maybe things got out of hand this round.

[iamapatient]

"i read the story off aol news, and it all just seemed so fabricated"

Oh, AOL, that *does* explain a lot


"cheney happened to run across a whole shitload of these damn birds, and he targeted one single one out to follow with this shotgun, in which at the exact point in time this bird crossed in the path of which the pellets would travel inbetween cheney and his hunting partner he decided to fire, and in almost any given situation youc an think of... before this bird would of even gotten close to this point (given the distance cheney was fromt he bird) you would of seen that orange vest long before..."

Ummmm NO, that's not what happened. The bird was inbetween Cheney and Whittington and he was hidden from sight by tall grass. When Cheney fired at the bird(s) the pellets kept going, through the grass, into Harry. Cheney never saw him because of the tall grass, that's why Harry was supposed to announce himself when rejoining the group.

Here's a picture...
(c q T w)
c = Cheney
q = Quail
T = Tall grass
w = Whittington

So...c can see the q and the T but w is hidden by the T and nobody knew where w was because w didn't announce himself while approaching from behind the T. Better?