Quote Originally Posted by stayblazed88
this one time i was blazed in applebees and some dude with no nose came in...he just had a hole in his face where his nose was supposed to be...i didnt knoe whether to laugh or be fucken scared.....i looked once and couldnt keep lookin tho that shit was creepy
Michael Jackson man.

Oh, and one time in WH Smiths with my dad, he saw this magazine called 'Vintage Tractors' or something like that, and starts doing these impressions of farmers going 'ooh aaarh, tractors!'. As he was doing it, this arm came out from behind us and grabbed a copy. We just burst out laughing.
Swizzy89304 Reviewed by Swizzy89304 on . Ever Happened to You Before?? This happened to me awhile ago and has happened a couple times before. So we were smoking a fat ass blunt and then we were faded as fuck and then we decided we were hungry so we go to jack in the box and funnisest shit happened. A fukin big ass retard and his retard wife come in and say some of the stupidest shit and of course i cant stop laughing. So i get this crazy uncontrollable laughing attack you know how it is and then i remember just waking up and i think i passed out from laughing so Rating: 5