i went to school high and my first period was spanish and my buddy who i smoked with that morning was called on and he had no fucking clue what was happening. and everything he said didnt make since at all and his translations were screwed up(cant blame him) and then the teacher was like,"i think i know your problem, you dont know english." i mean, the teacher is a straight up bitch, but i couldnt stop laughing. caught me a dirty look from the teacher but it was well worth it.

i always end up cracking up in drive thrus too cause nothing but crackheads work at the ones near my house and i look at them and just cant stop laughing.