When I was just starting to walk I put the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner in my mouth and ran about the garden. I fell over and the nozzle went through the roof of my mouth a couple of mm further I would have died. I have been crushed in the playground nearly spliting my skull. (done that about 3 times). Smashed my head against a wall while running (fell over while running very fast and my head landed straight on the wall. Fell off a quad doing about 50mph. Got trampled by some cows. Was in a car crash and the car flipped over 5 times. Fell off my roof onto a fence (that fucking hurt) For a dare while drunk a few friends jumped in a massive patch of nettles. My mate was running full pelt at me and slipped kneeing me right in the head (was out cold for about 5 minutes) he nearly broke his knee it was that hard (thanks for that chris)