Uhhhhh.

I saw a rattlesnake tail go under a rock I was on... once... about 5 years ago.

I mean.

IT WAS FUCKING COMING RIGHT THE FUCK AT ME! SO I FUCKING BOOTED IT RIGHT OVER THE FUCKING... OCEAN!


Also, when I was a wee one, a friend and myself were playing on the ocean cliffs, and we jumped over this inside corner of a cliff, with a tree on the actual corner. We both made it fine, but thinking back we could've easily clipped the tree and fallen to our deaths.