"Hot Sex Fairy"

[BloodyRedBarron]

1 Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It
stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's
more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't you will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

BloodyRedBarron Reviewed by BloodyRedBarron on 02-12-2006. "Hot Sex Fairy" 1 Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches Rating: 5

[slipknotpsycho]

a. i've always hated these stupid chain things...
b. i liked it up until the point where it becomes a chain
c. i'm married i don't need to do anything for sex except say "get naked i'm fucking you"
d. i wish i was back in the time frame when "i have a headache" was a common phrase to get out of sex, as i would of said "get naked i'll make it better"

[justinsane]

not to touch the earth
not to touch the sun

nothing left to do but run run run

lets run

[beachguy in thongs]

Thanks, bloodyRedBaron, you may have just made my life easier. I'm going through a long break-up, but there's still love, and I can decide whether we have sex or not, I think you've given me the desire to make her happy, again.

[Tetrahydrocannabinol]

This thread is awesome

[friendowl]

sex is good for making your lady tired so you can go out and kick it with the homies.

after i plow the fields my women usually takes a nap for the both of us.
while she is sleeping i like to go out and fuck around.

[KronicKilla]

sex is good for making your lady tired so you can go out and kick it with the homies.

exactly

[WhiskeyGirl]

sex is good for making your lady tired so you can go out and kick it with the homies.

after i plow the fields my women usually takes a nap for the both of us.
while she is sleeping i like to go out and fuck around.

Owl, you really are something else, R U from Philly?
LMMFAO:stoned:

[mfactor420]

Well, possibly the best chain mail I have seen in a long time. This one is worth sending around. Hopefully, no viruses attached. :thumbsup:

[friendowl]

whiskeygirl happy fucking birthday
no i aint from no philly but i like
philly cheese steak sandwich

im from los angeles the eastside