Florida Weed-->pocket-->cruise ship
OK

Weed-->pocket-->Florida
Not good.

Take weed INTO the cruise, not OUT of it. If the last day you still have weed, smoke a big blunt... but don't take it down with you.

Trust me, I've been in more cruise ships in my life than I care to remember (another coming up soon)... that's what I always do. Just in case, weed is pretty accessible in the Caribbean islands. Just, be, um, "pushy" with the dealers. They always want to fuck from behind the customers...

Truuuuuuuuuust me, you'll have to tell them "no" about 20 times until they bring you good weed for your money.

I remember when I was a teen with my brother, and this rasta dude came over to us in St. Thomas to offer us some weed... fine... he came back with about 3 dollars worth of weed, and asked us for $120.

We where like, WHAT? FUCK YOU!!! I'm calling the police!

And he goes like: You can't call the police, you'll get arrested! Give me my $120.

And we're like: Look, you dumb Piece of Shit, we've got no weed. We haven't bought weed. We're getting on that boat in a couple of hours, either you like it or not. I can give you $5 for that shit, or you can go get some better shit for $20. Your call.

We ended up giving him $10 for the shit he brought. Damn mother fucker.

Best,

-turtle420
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turtle420 Reviewed by turtle420 on . Airline Travel and Cruise Risks? I am flying to Florida in 2 months and going on Carribean cruise. I have never transported bud on an airline or boarded a cruise with it. I have no idea about sniffing dogs at aiports or customs review at the cruise. Anyone familiar with this. Is it risky to bring? Put a little bud inside my mouth- syran wrap? How about wrap and put in a toothpaste tube. Or in my cavitas? What should I do. I'm really torn on the risks the realities of what I may face. thanks in advance. Rating: 5