Quote Originally Posted by hydro smoka
These stories sound like bullshit. Why would anyone do either of those things?
Ohhhh yeah.... the answer is a re-sounding YES!

I saw a video (not a typed story, a video with sound) from the security camera of a police station. This typical stoner guy walked into the building, said he had a robbery to report. So the cop sat down with him on the desk, and started filling in the paper work...

Fine... there where about 5 or 6 other cops about 10 feet away talking around the coffe machine. They where hearing the conversation, obviously.

Well, after about 10 minutes of identity information sharing with the police office, the officer asks him:
What would you like to report stolen?

Then, the dumb stoner says:
My marijuana plants... My friends, he stole my marijuana plants. I want you to get them back, and put him in jail.

Needless to say, the officer was speechless, and the other guys around the coffee machine where just laughing their asses off.

Dumb stoner.
turtle420 Reviewed by turtle420 on . Stupid Stoner News: Woman Calls Police to Buy Pot Howdy. Happy Saturday evening all. Hope this hasn't been posted yet. WEST FARGO, N.D. - Police were surprised to get a call early Saturday from a woman seeking to buy marijuana. "A young lady called the West Fargo Police Department and asked the dispatcher if he knew where there was marijuana," Officer Ken Zeeb said. The dispatcher told her it was illegal, but she insisted, and police then told her they had some in the evidence locker, Zeeb said. The 20-year-old Fargo woman showed up Rating: 5