Stupid Stoner News: Woman Calls Police to Buy Pot

[turtle420]

It sickens me that the P.D. set up a sting in order to nab this lady.

Hey thong-guy,
I don't consider her a lady, she was a 20-year old dumb bitch.

And it wasn't a sting... she called and asked for some weed... then she drove there and actually gave money for it!

Anyways, what the fuck was she expecting for $3? 3-year old, cop-seized, dirty Schwag?

Best guy,

-turtle420
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[hydro smoka]

These stories sound like bullshit. Why would anyone do either of those things?

[Reefer Rogue]

First: What an idiot. Second: $3? :/

[turtle420]

These stories sound like bullshit. Why would anyone do either of those things?

Ohhhh yeah.... the answer is a re-sounding YES!

I saw a video (not a typed story, a video with sound) from the security camera of a police station. This typical stoner guy walked into the building, said he had a robbery to report. So the cop sat down with him on the desk, and started filling in the paper work...

Fine... there where about 5 or 6 other cops about 10 feet away talking around the coffe machine. They where hearing the conversation, obviously.

Well, after about 10 minutes of identity information sharing with the police office, the officer asks him:
What would you like to report stolen?

Then, the dumb stoner says:
My marijuana plants... My friends, he stole my marijuana plants. I want you to get them back, and put him in jail.

Needless to say, the officer was speechless, and the other guys around the coffee machine where just laughing their asses off.

Dumb stoner.