A man walks into a talent agent and says he has a brand new act that involves his whole family.
Talent agent: so what is this act you have?
Man: well first me and my wife go out on stage. And I bend her over and just start fucking her in the ass as hard as I can. And after about a minute of that I just start punching her in the face as I fuck her. Then I pull out and she lies on the ground and now my son comes out and he squats over his mouth and takes a massive shit in her mouth. So while that is going on my daughter comes out. Sheâ??s a real nice 9 years old. And I start mouth fucking her and my son gets her from behind. Now are trained dog comes out whom like one of those wiener dogs. So my wife picks him up and takes him and starts using him like a dildo. so me and my son are fucking my daughter and my wife has the dog in her cunt while she bleeding from the face from the punching and chewing on some shit and now grandpa comes out and starts fucking my son in the ass who is now busting a fucking load all over the dog. And my wife puts on a strap on and starts fucking are daughter in the as so hard she just starts shiting blood and shit and it a brown red mess. And now we grandpa goes and get grandma out and we all just start jerking off one her and my daughter shits on her chest and my wife gives her a golden shower. And now here is the thing grandma is dead.
Talent agent: O MY GOD! What the fuck is wrong with you! But just to warn other people about you guy what do you call yourselves?
Man: the aristocrats







Talent agent: you know I might actually like to see that.

and if i get ban for that which i dont know if i will or not it will be damn well worth it so ha