Fetishes.....

[cokekilla]

i gotta say thongs and big titties! and defiantely NICE ASSES! (the big round ones that look 4 Dimensional)

cokekilla Reviewed by cokekilla on 02-12-2006. Fetishes..... Here I am slacking and daydreaming of shrunken heads & latex thongs and a thought popped into my vegatated mind. FETISHES!!!!!! Go on kids, get real and out your fetish!!!! Me? Snakes, midgets & mullets..........:D Rating: 5

[Jennifer K]

leather

[slipknotpsycho]

letuce and mustard.

[pogmoasal1]

A man walks into a talent agent and says he has a brand new act that involves his whole family.
Talent agent: so what is this act you have?
Man: well first me and my wife go out on stage. And I bend her over and just start fucking her in the ass as hard as I can. And after about a minute of that I just start punching her in the face as I fuck her. Then I pull out and she lies on the ground and now my son comes out and he squats over his mouth and takes a massive shit in her mouth. So while that is going on my daughter comes out. Sheâ??s a real nice 9 years old. And I start mouth fucking her and my son gets her from behind. Now are trained dog comes out whom like one of those wiener dogs. So my wife picks him up and takes him and starts using him like a dildo. so me and my son are fucking my daughter and my wife has the dog in her cunt while she bleeding from the face from the punching and chewing on some shit and now grandpa comes out and starts fucking my son in the ass who is now busting a fucking load all over the dog. And my wife puts on a strap on and starts fucking are daughter in the as so hard she just starts shiting blood and shit and it a brown red mess. And now we grandpa goes and get grandma out and we all just start jerking off one her and my daughter shits on her chest and my wife gives her a golden shower. And now here is the thing grandma is dead.
Talent agent: O MY GOD! What the fuck is wrong with you! But just to warn other people about you guy what do you call yourselves?
Man: the aristocrats







Talent agent: you know I might actually like to see that.

and if i get ban for that which i dont know if i will or not it will be damn well worth it so ha

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

that was hot up untill the fecal matter and blood...


take that away and it's still hot...

[slipknotpsycho]

A man walks into a talent agent and says he has a brand new act that involves his whole family.
Talent agent: so what is this act you have?
Man: well first me and my wife go out on stage. And I bend her over and just start fucking her in the ass as hard as I can. And after about a minute of that I just start punching her in the face as I fuck her. Then I pull out and she lies on the ground and now my son comes out and he squats over his mouth and takes a massive shit in her mouth. So while that is going on my daughter comes out. Sheâ??s a real nice 9 years old. And I start mouth fucking her and my son gets her from behind. Now are trained dog comes out whom like one of those wiener dogs. So my wife picks him up and takes him and starts using him like a dildo. so me and my son are fucking my daughter and my wife has the dog in her cunt while she bleeding from the face from the punching and chewing on some shit and now grandpa comes out and starts fucking my son in the ass who is now busting a fucking load all over the dog. And my wife puts on a strap on and starts fucking are daughter in the as so hard she just starts shiting blood and shit and it a brown red mess. And now we grandpa goes and get grandma out and we all just start jerking off one her and my daughter shits on her chest and my wife gives her a golden shower. And now here is the thing grandma is dead.
Talent agent: O MY GOD! What the fuck is wrong with you! But just to warn other people about you guy what do you call yourselves?
Man: the aristocrats







Talent agent: you know I might actually like to see that.

and if i get ban for that which i dont know if i will or not it will be damn well worth it so ha

um...well.... hmm... i don't really know what to say..

Click here. I think you need this more than me.

[slipknotpsycho]

that was hot up untill the fecal matter and blood...


take that away and it's still hot...

Click here. I think you need this more than me.

[Guinevere]

Nice replies............
I"m in bizzaro land now playing tiddilie winks & knawing on a ham hock.
Why did I just post this?????

[pogmoasal1]

you all need to rent the aristocrats....
it just the a joke that comedians tell to each other. it isent funny but its fun to tell.

all you need to know is a few words
"a amn walks into a talent agent..."
and "the aristocrats"
you get to say what ever you want for the rest

[slipknotpsycho]

stand up comedians? o.0

~opens ares~

i love stand up comedies...
geroge carlin
pablo fransisco
eddie izzard
dave chapelle
those men are god....