my love for pizza hut has just been demolished ; ;

[LightGreen]

id fuck all of em pussy is pussy

[slipknotpsycho]

id fuck all of em pussy is pussy

what about pussy that leaves you with drips and/or grows teeth and bites your dick off... if there ever was to be a mutated pussy that did... those would be the first canidates...

[so out of it]

^
you are a complete fag

[slipknotpsycho]

woo good one *cough cough 3rd grader cough*

i would like to mention to you, the superior homosexual detection agency.. that i am married with a kid that both me and my wife produced (so you can't say me and my "husband" adopted)

also, to anyone giving negative feedback to my post, i would also like to mention, that i'm sorry i don't jump at the first thing my dick pops up at... before i am to have any sexual relation with anyone (before i was married of course) a girl must have certain qualities, some of which include (but are not limited to); a personality, the ability to be a normal productive human being (i.e. no self absorbed), having an hq higher then my shoe size, the ability to hold a relationship, even after the initial money flow increases (i.e. you can spend money on them, but they don't leave you as soon as you stop buying them everything), the ability to understand the world does not revolve around them, and the utmost important one, not a total fucking hoe... first, i don't want disease (as i've mentioned) second, i don't want to be with some hoe and have her run off as soon she finds someone more attractive (and possibly has more money) comes along.

as for the post i know is about to come up

pussy is pussy, no no one said you had to be in a relationship with them ect. ect. ect.

yea, you go ahead and fuck some chick you just met, have an unfulfilling sex filled life, and me and my wife (and the rest of my family) will come and see your lonely ass in the AIDS foundation institute... you'll be in the ground 30 or so years before me, and i only gave myself a lifespan of 40-60 (i did some calculations one boring night, basing it on body detoriation, inheritable diseases/sickness that run in my family and so on)

[MasterBaker]

dont worry mate, britney spears, jessica simpson, and j-lo dont wanna have sex with you neither. :dance:

[God v2.0]

dont worry mate, britney spears, jessica simpson, and j-lo dont wanna have sex with you neither. :dance:

mmmi actually laughed at that one,

it seems like girls dont wanna sleep with me because most of them end up paralysed from the waste down for a few days after.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

woo good one *cough cough 3rd grader cough*

AY! NO STEALING MY LITTLE MANNERISMS!

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where do you get the idea that jessica simpson is diseased? or that ANY of them are diseased? you're just assuming that blindly, which is pretty retarded, and second, jessica simpson (supposedly but i don't doubt it) saved herself until marriage which means she has only slept with 1 guy... so i would kind of go easy on the disease factor because it's probably not true at all.

[slipknotpsycho]

where do you get the idea that jessica simpson is diseased? or that ANY of them are diseased? you're just assuming that blindly, which is pretty retarded, and second, jessica simpson (supposedly but i don't doubt it) saved herself until marriage which means she has only slept with 1 guy... so i would kind of go easy on the disease factor because it's probably not true at all.

just because she or the media said it, doesn't make it so... as for the diseases... that's not exactly meant the way it sounds, anyone i say is skeezy i say has diseases, not because i actually think they do, but because i wouldn't be suprised if i found out they did... however, the rest of my post still stands..

[t3chyo]

This whole thread is funny