woo good one *cough cough 3rd grader cough*

i would like to mention to you, the superior homosexual detection agency.. that i am married with a kid that both me and my wife produced (so you can't say me and my "husband" adopted)

also, to anyone giving negative feedback to my post, i would also like to mention, that i'm sorry i don't jump at the first thing my dick pops up at... before i am to have any sexual relation with anyone (before i was married of course) a girl must have certain qualities, some of which include (but are not limited to); a personality, the ability to be a normal productive human being (i.e. no self absorbed), having an hq higher then my shoe size, the ability to hold a relationship, even after the initial money flow increases (i.e. you can spend money on them, but they don't leave you as soon as you stop buying them everything), the ability to understand the world does not revolve around them, and the utmost important one, not a total fucking hoe... first, i don't want disease (as i've mentioned) second, i don't want to be with some hoe and have her run off as soon she finds someone more attractive (and possibly has more money) comes along.

as for the post i know is about to come up
pussy is pussy, no no one said you had to be in a relationship with them ect. ect. ect.
yea, you go ahead and fuck some chick you just met, have an unfulfilling sex filled life, and me and my wife (and the rest of my family) will come and see your lonely ass in the AIDS foundation institute... you'll be in the ground 30 or so years before me, and i only gave myself a lifespan of 40-60 (i did some calculations one boring night, basing it on body detoriation, inheritable diseases/sickness that run in my family and so on)