Yeah, so the thing about complying is a lie too. I never said you ran away but your thread was asking about it. While you might be safe from scheduled tests, you were dumb enough to get caught with the pipe that eventually got you put ON probation, what makes you think you're smart enough to avoid getting caught again in the future with booze? Remember, jail is full of people that thought they'd never get caught.

So much for my luck...I knew it was too good to be true.