This is your president gw bush.
I want you americans to know that i know you have concerns about the bird flu.
I want you to know that i, gw bush, is on top of the situation. Not only have i asked congress for 10 million dollars to fight the bird flu, i have also asked them for additional funds to get rid of bird illiteracy, and bird erectile dysfunction. that stuff is nasty, and bird syphillis.

this your president gw bush