Quote Originally Posted by knave666
Darkfirer, I'm glad your life makes 100% sense to you, cos it makes absolutely fuck all sense to me. What the bloody hell are you talking about u crazy bastard?
i think he falls under the class of christian my dad does..
here's my dad:
a 40 year old something or other high addicted to crack and has been known to huff carb cleaner in desperation....
according to my dad, he talks to god and god talks to him (as in he actually here's gods words, not som spiritual type sign shit) he's a prophet sent to this world to warn people of the upcoming armegedon and he's god/jesus' last prophet... but it gets worse.... not only all of that but he's GOD's (not jesus') bride... let me say that again HE is GOD's bride. he gives jesus and god blowjobs, and lets them both "fuck him in his pussy" (directly quoted from him in the middle of trippin on crack)..