Do you believe in God, then you'll LOVE this enlightening post!

[MangaMan]

:stoned: Believe in God? Well, check this shit out. We all know that the great and only one created everything in this universe, but did you know that God IS everything in this universe?! He is the AIR, the ATOMS, the BACTERIA, the ELEMENTS (therefore, he is LITERALLY THE GLASS PIPE YOU MAY HAVE), the SMOKE, the MUSIC, and I need I say it....THE WEED AND THE DRUGS!!!!!!!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :dance: Therefore when you light up, DON'T GET PARANOID, DON'T GET DEPRESSED, DON'T FEEL LIKE A LOSER....TAKE ALL THE FUCKIN DRUGS YOU WANT!!!!:thumbsup: Just don't get caught by the cops (but just remember that God is the BARS - remember, the ELEMENTS). And if you get cancer or bronchitis, or whatever illness from drugs (I prefer the term "Nature's Own") just remember also: GOD IS THE DISEASE! :thumbsup: AKUNA-FUCKIN-MATATA!!!!:thumbsup: :rasta: imp:

MangaMan Reviewed by MangaMan on 02-09-2006. Do you believe in God, then you'll LOVE this enlightening post! :stoned: ;) Believe in God? Well, check this shit out. We all know that the great and only one created everything in this universe, but did you know that God IS everything in this universe?! He is the AIR, the ATOMS, the BACTERIA, the ELEMENTS (therefore, he is LITERALLY THE GLASS PIPE YOU MAY HAVE), the SMOKE, the MUSIC, and I need I say it....THE WEED AND THE DRUGS!!!!!!!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :dance: Therefore when you light up, DON'T GET PARANOID, DON'T GET DEPRESSED, DON'T Rating: 5

[pixel]

that's really really horrid reasoning. and this is coming from someone who believes in a God of some sort.

[420purplehaze420]

hmm...i dont feel enlightened after reading that....your reasoning doesnt make sense and you over use of smilies and capitol letters is hard on the eyes but thanks for trying

[daima]

i read that an my iq dropped. The horrible thing about that is my iq was a negative 154 already

dai*ma

[Phresher than it Got]

well fuck you guys i think hes right

[ilovelife]

lol nice post dude

[slipknotpsycho]

yeaaaaaaaaa... ok. christianity drives another person to insanity as they make a desperate struggle to explain everything...

i'll tell you the same thing i tell every other psycho-christian.

Prove it.

[Goodman3eb]

If Christianity is an attempt at explaining the world around us better than science can, it's doing a really shitty job.

I mean, come on, Christianity has created far more inconsistencies within itself than it has explained away in the real world!

[slipknotpsycho]

If Christianity is an attempt at explaining the world around us better than science can, it's doing a really shitty job.

I mean, come on, Christianity has created far more inconsistencies within itself than it has explained away in the real world!

that's the thing about christianity tho... "god has infinite wisdom and you must not question his ways" so.... anytime you confront someone about it...
well 1 of 3 things will happen, they will elude the question and bring up some other nonsense, they will say something along the lines of god is inifite of wisdom and everything happens for a reason, or (my personal favorite) is they have an excuse for everything, no matter what you do to shove proof in their face, they have a come back, an excuse, and this cycle will go on forever, they give an excuse, you point out the flaws in that excuse, they give an excuse for the flimsy excuse and you point out the flaws and it will keep going on, and on, and on, and on, and on...

[BongSmokityDuo]

I'm totally with you, pumba is right.