I've been laughing my ass off since I read the first post...even mine made me chuckle. And I'm sober...how odd...

I typically do once or twice a day. Great way to usher in and boot out a day.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on . How long have you wanked for? I started when I found a porn video at the age of about 11. I pretty much havent had a day off for about 5 years. Is that normal? Rating: 5