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[orangeman]

Damn this sucks for you. My mom wouldnt care if I smoked, even if she did and tried to get me tested it wouldnt happen. I would reply with "Only if you get tested with me" and she'll get scared knowing that she'll come up positive with using it too rofl, God I love my position.

orangeman Reviewed by orangeman on 02-09-2006. Help Help Help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!111111 Im getting drug tested is there any way to get my system cleared and pass the test in less than 5 hours if any 1 knows a way post it up but only if it has worked many times Rating: 5

[Irv]

i'd invest & go for the gatoraid concoction b4 ingesting clorox, but the question might become, how can you hold that quart 'o gator in ya for 2-3 hours?

[STDzRus]

DON'T DRINK BLEACH you fucking tards.

Sorry.

[StickyFinger]

if its a piss test get sum1 you know and trust to fill a condom with their piss (clean of drugs obviously)

then just fill the pot with it

little trick from withnail and I

[LovelyTasha]

Don't drink bleach!!! That definately does not sound like a good idea. I'd go with the gatorade first!!!

<3 Tasha

[hipEstoner]

alright,, ive prolly ahd more drug tests than all of youll,, this is the best way by far ,,, 10 drops of bleach in your cup after u piss in it,, swirl it around,, bleach will change the ph level of ur urine and you pass,, ive done it many many many times,,

[orangeman]

How desperate can some one get to pass a drug test? I dont think your test is worth more than your life...my point being is dont drink bleach like the rest of the guys said lol. But hipEstoner if I ever have a drug test I'm gonna take a small can of bleach with me and try that one, it sounds like it should work.

[STDzRus]

alright,, ive prolly ahd more drug tests than all of youll,, this is the best way by far ,,, 10 drops of bleach in your cup after u piss in it,, swirl it around,, bleach will change the ph level of ur urine and you pass,, ive done it many many many times,,

I had to drop tests over 100 times within my three years of probation.

I did that once, PH levels are tested as well, they simply keep making you take the test. And if you are doing it and they suspect something, they have somebody watch you take the piss.

[clocz5]

thanks g's i passed my shit with the bleach yeah!!!!!!!

[Xerox Moon]

thanks g's i passed my shit with the bleach yeah!!!!!!!

Good for you... Now please tell me you're not an airline pilot.