Quote Originally Posted by Weeden
Ugh, what the hell kind of chicks do you party with? They're friggen moochers, every one of them. I know a couple women like that. They did that exact same damn thing, sitting on my lap and begging for weed/booze. It was disgusting. I asked them if they had any money or drugs to return the favor, and they said no. Aww... too bad for you.

I can't stand moochers. Get a goddamn job and BUY your drugs like everyone else! Just don't steal from the little children as they walk home from school. I need drugs too.
that's when you pop off with
"ok then what other special traits do you have? can you hold your breath for 10 mins? can you handle having your mouth filled up and still breathe? can you suck a golf ball through a water hose?"