Ugh, what the hell kind of chicks do you party with? They're friggen moochers, every one of them. I know a couple women like that. They did that exact same damn thing, sitting on my lap and begging for weed/booze. It was disgusting. I asked them if they had any money or drugs to return the favor, and they said no. Aww... too bad for you.

I can't stand moochers. Get a goddamn job and BUY your drugs like everyone else! Just don't steal from the little children as they walk home from school. I need drugs too.