A Porn star works in my local supermarket!!

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Did you give him a blowjob?

I'm just messing.

Uh, one day, maybe...*fantasy transition*

Hmm...zig zags...or Jokers??? Hmmm...

*P.A.* Will Tera Patrick please report to the Lingerie department?

...They called the Penguin there too, right? *clerk looks at him with puzzled face*

Yeah, I thought so. *waddles off to the lingerie department*

P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on 02-09-2006. A Porn star works in my local supermarket!! I was in my local supermarket the other day and this anouncement comes over the PA. "CHRIS CANNON TO THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK PLEASE, CHRIS CANNON" I nearly broke my bollocks laughing in the cereal aisle. I didn't have the heart to to say it to any staff members cos the poor fucker would be ragged to death. It's not the actual Chris Cannon, I think he has better things to do then to boss around spotty schoolkids.:what: :clap: :clap: Rating: 5