A Porn star works in my local supermarket!!

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Did you give him a blowjob?

I'm just messing.

Uh, one day, maybe...*fantasy transition*

Hmm...zig zags...or Jokers??? Hmmm...

*P.A.* Will Tera Patrick please report to the Lingerie department?

...They called the Penguin there too, right? *clerk looks at him with puzzled face*

Yeah, I thought so. *waddles off to the lingerie department*