Man oh man, that is funny. Let me give you a little hint, let THEM do all the work for you. Make yourself seem mysterious, that will get women thinking about you on your own.

But i'm sure nothing or anyone else says will actually be of any help. I know what its like to be thinkin like you. It can be really fuckin frustrating sometimes. Realize this though, NO ONE can help you with matters of love. There are different tricks for everybody.

~I've been told all this by a couple of girls~
My trick is that to most i appear to be a skinni (i weigh 105 pnd, dropped down to 90 in jail) cocky pick of a guy who wears flashy corny dress shirts. They talk to me a bit, realize that when i'm being a dick i'm only joking which makes em think "... Hey, maybe theres more to this guy then i thought ..." And that gets them interested. That and it helps that im apparently "cute" which isn't always a good thing.
Also i appear totally uniterested in matters of sex and love (because i am not) and for some reason they jump on that. Almost like its a game, it takes a lot of strategy and my strategy is to let them do all the work for me while i do what i do best, get high and then get higher! All i have to do is choose when to make my move.