A couple of frat guys from Abilene
drove all night to see Robert Earl Keen
and the KPIG swine and soiree dance
they wore baseball caps and khaki pants
they wanted cigarettes and so to save a little money
they bummed one off a hippie that smelled kinda funny
next thing they knew they were both really hungy
and pretty thirsty too

They found a store with a sign saying our beer's the coldest
sent in dai*ma cause he looked the oldest
he got a case of beer and a candy bar
took it over to where them registers are
laid a fake ID on the counter top
the clerk looked and turned and looked back up and
stopped
and said
son i'm not gonna call the cops
but i am gonna keep this card
the guys both took it pretty hard

B double E double R un beer run
B double E double R run beer run
Oh how happy we would be
had we only bought a better ID

They met another old hippie named sleepy dave
who claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl song
so they gave him some cash and he bought'em some
brews
It was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz
they were feelin so good it should of been a crime
the crowd was cook and the band was prime
the road goes on forever but the party never ends

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
Wowie....are those real? i mean the ID's ? :dance: :dance: :dance:

dai*ma:stoned: