Stupid asshole...

[Lily420]

Shakespeare?

Easy for you to say.

[Nochowderforyou]

Oh yeh...shaking INK from an ink cartridge onto someones back isn't just silent and usefull....It's also big and clever!

Oh man, that's a good one!

Use of of those "fountain" pens, the ones that have no ball in the end.

My buddy back in junior high had one, and he would wind it up in an elestaic, let it unwind, wind, unwind, etc...until one time he let the pen fling around too fast, and he got a huge, black, pen splatter, line down his face. He looks at me, "do I have ink on my face?"

Peace.

[Brittoker]

This stupid kill at school fucked up my whole day, I was fine at lunch not doing anything wrong and this kid puts an apple in my backpack (I carry all my books/binders in it) then smashes it. I go to study hall without knowing it's smashed I just thought he put it in there. Well I find out that ALL of my text books ruined along with my binders. Every paper I have is drenched in apple slush.

So I'm sitting there in Study Hall starting to stress out. I cant sit still and have no work to do because everything I own is covered in apple. So the only thing on my mind is what happend and I start to stress even more. I go to gym cant shoot for shit. Cant play at all.. I finally come home and ask my mom if she could take me to Kmart for new school stuff and she told me she couldnt afford it so I started to get into a fight with her about what the hell I'm supposed to do and she blames the whole thing on me. I'm like flipping out right now Im about to fucking kill the wall in and beat someones ass I need advice.

Make him bite the curb, you know what to do next :thumbsup:

[newbie1232]

Eat his liver with a side of fava beans.

[Swizzy89304]

Im about to fucking kill the wall

Trust me... the wall always wins. My hand is fucked up cos I took a punch at a wall (broke my 5th metacarpul or something like that, anyways, I moved the knuckle on my little finger back and bust the bone. If I want it back the way it was, I need to have a load of metal in there. Fuck that!). Oh, and I punched it a few months later again aswell and broke the same bone. So its kinda fucked...

[Easy Roller]

Eat his liver with a side of fava beans.

...."and a nice Chianti..sfhth sfhth sfhth sfhth sfhth!

[robert42]

SHIT IN HIS BAG

[LOVElife]

What goes around, fuckin' comes around!

[Easy Roller]

Cut him!

[OrangeKush]

Trust me... the wall always wins.

So very true...

Every time I have punched a wall while pissed off, I have hit a fuckin stud and fucked my hand up real bad.