Quote Originally Posted by Up In Smoke 420
I'd love to beat the shit out of the kid but I would stand no chance. I'll just smash an apple in his bag and tell him to fuck off and leave me alone.
You see, this is no reason to get all huffy. It's an apple. Some jackass once gave me a water bottle that was filled with toilet water. I laughed, spit a few times, then I got him back by blowing the fire extinguisher in his face

It was meant to be in good fun. Smashing an apple in someones bag is meant to be a joke, and we all know, jokes must be avenged.

Take my advice, take a few oranges and smash them in his bag. Equal messiness, but the orange will make everything sticky, and useless.

Be cool, get him back in tasteful way.