Stupid asshole...

[Whos Carl]

Why isnt his house on fire yet? Not taking my advice is a fate worse than death.

[mellow mood]

itching powder still is the best classic

used it few times when i was young. was actually pretty funny haha

[Nochowderforyou]

Make this guy a sub, with the bread and all, put some lettuce on there, tomato, mayo, as for the meat, how about a nice, stinky butt log? Watch him mow into a shit sandwich, sit back ,and laugh. I'd laugh anyways.

[Easy Roller]

Nochowder the bog water story.aaaaaaaaaahahahahahha Oh the laughter!!!!....All this crap is normal schoolboy behaviour.....

[ScarlettCrush]

at study hall, you should have walked up to the teacher and told them exactly what happened. Then the school would have taken care of that asshole that day with no worries from you. I second the notion of telling mom exactly what happened and getting him and his parents to pay for it. yeah it's funny, haha now give me $50 for my books dickhead.

who laughing now?

and stop the dumb ass testosterone laden notions of getting him back some way, that's fucking stupid and will only escalate into more dumb shit you or him will end up paying for. (and since your mom is broke, lets not stress her out anymore with boyhood shenanigans) Just let it go as something extremely fucking stupid that he did that he gets to pay for now. Lesson learned here...leave physical comedy to the pro's.

[Easy Roller]

Don't forget such clssics as;
pulling someones chair back as they sit down..ouch,

Having a friend push him backward as you kneel in a ball behind him...teamwork!

De-Bag him..i.e..aproach quietly from behind and pull his trousers down...Takes some practice to get the technique just right!! Is possible to remove both trouser and underwear in one fell swoop...Perform this while he is talking to girls.

put a drawing pin on his chair...vintage 1

Spit ball him from long range and pretend it wasn't you...repeat this till he is so angry you laugh..

Give him a "granddad" i.e.. approach him silently from behind and "Hook" punch him in the sweetspot of his thigh and watch him hobble like an old man!!

Snipe him from LONG range with an air rifle...a real winner..[never reveal your position!]

Destroy some of his art work....if it's on display etc...

some old classics to get you off the ground;]

[Nochowderforyou]

We use to take huge clumps of wet paper towel and smash them along the wall. Man, that would piss the teachers off! But so much fun, for some reason.

We used to do the mini spitballs from the straw too. I'd spit one at someone, look away while they looked while scratching my face using my middle finger. Yaaaa, fuck you.

I miss junior high.

[Brittoker]

Be creative, get yourself a couple of "homeboys" together and get a couple of them to hold him down and one to hold his leg while you drill into the side of his kneecap and shatter it to pieces, after which he will never be able to walk again, lol only joking try something like urinating it a water pistol and drenching him with it, if he trys any shit with you smack him one right on the bridge of his nose, even if you think you don't stand a chance, chances are if your in school it will be broken up quite quickly if there are any teachers around.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Alright I've calmed down now and my dad will be buying me new binders etc. I wont be doing the apple thing to him but I will do something to get back at him which wont destroy his stuff. He's my friend and I dont want to talk to him anymore maybe he will learn he took it to far tomorrow when I dont sit there and move back to the stoner table.

I'm going to smoke a biiiig bowl now bye guys thanks for the help.

[Nochowderforyou]

I'm going to smoke a biiiig bowl now bye guys thanks for the help.

I'll second that motion!